Each night as a little girl, The boss would read me a bed time story. One of my favourites was Thomas The Tank Engine. Inspired by Thomas, I've decided to write my own modern day version, so sit back and enjoy.

Thomas & the Cheeky trucks

"Thomas!" said the Fat Controller, "Today you will pull trucks. A long train is waiting for you"
Thomas had never pulled trucks before and was nervous.
"Come along, come along" Thomas said.
"No, bugger off!", said the cheeky trucks. "We want a real engine, not a wimp like you", but Thomas didn't care and pulled the trucks from the Singapore station.
The trucks kept putting on their brakes and saying, "Give up, give up, you stupid git", but Thomas just kept going, happily whistling away pulling them along his Singapore branch line.
At last they reached Bukit Timah Hill. Thomas pulled hard, then began up the hill. The trucks tried to resist but Thomas puffed & pulled & puffed & pulled and pulled a little again, until he had reached the top of Bukit Timah Hill.
"I've done it, I've done it", Thomas panted. Then Thomas unlinked the trucks, which started to roll back down. "See you in hell", said Thomas, who watched the trucks build up speed and crash into a bridge pillion. The trucks groaned in agony as they exploded into tiny pieces.
Thomas never had any trouble with trucks again.

It's so nice to have a happy ending, don't you think boys & girls? Sweet dreams.
Love Jessica

Each night as a little girl, The boss would read me a bed time story. One of my favourites was Thomas The Tank Engine. Inspired by Thomas, I've decided to write my own modern day version. Sit back and enjoy my fractured fairy tales written by Jess The Dog.

THOMAS & NAKITA
Thomas had always wondered how far his Singapore branch line would travel, so one day Thomas set off with has coaches, Annie & Clarabel bringing up the rear. "Oh", said Thomas.
He then continued,"I'm sure I can get off this little island!", and after a week of hard puffing, Thomas had not only cleared 'The Causeway', he had reached the Ukraine where he came across Nakita the nuclear power station.

"Hello, I'm Thomas"
"I'm Nakita, now bugger off"
"What's the matter Nakita?", said Thomas.
"My stomach hurts".
Nakita was suffering from a severe case of nuclear meltdown. The overweight Russian scientists rushed around Nakita's poorly built reactors.
"Oh no!" said Nakita, "I'm going to blow".
And explode she did, forming a mushroom cloud. Every living creature within 200 kilometres of Nakita were incinerated.
"Ow, ow, ow" moaned Thomas, who had turned a bright shade of radioactive red.
Six months later Thomas was buried twenty feet underground and covered with concrete where he would remain radioactive for the next 20,000 years.

I do like a happy ending, don't you boys & girls?
THE END.

Lots of love and face licks
JESSICA

Previously on Jess The Dog -
Brown bear wants money and the dog telexed the entire doggy allowance.

My little brown bear returned from "Thailand/Indonesia/Philippines" & I'm so happy that we went for a walk along Orchard Road.

As we walked past a jewelery shop, Brown Bear said "You like me? I like you. You buy me diamond ring. I be with you long time". My doggy ears flopped down and I promised I would buy the ring when I get my next months doggy allowance.

When we got back home later that day, Brown Bear's phone rang and after much chatter, giggling and a rather sultry phone conversation, I walked over, took the phone & politely said down the line "Who the f#ck is this?". A voice came back in a thick Swiss accent, "Why, I am Brown Bears owner". I dropped the phone & almost dropped my lunch. How could Brown bear have another owner? After all the time & money I spent on her. Little Brown bear just laughed at me, "ha, ha, ha.. you fool, I have many owners even more stupid than you. They give me lots of money".
Well, that didn't go down too well and little brown bear laughed no more.

So boys & girls, do you know what the moral of the story is?

When buying a Little brown bear make sure it is double stitched and filled with good stuffing.





Big face licks and lots of Love
Jessica