Previously on Jess The Dog -
Brown bear wants money and the dog telexed the entire doggy allowance.

My little brown bear returned from "Thailand/Indonesia/Philippines" & I'm so happy that we went for a walk along Orchard Road.

As we walked past a jewelery shop, Brown Bear said "You like me? I like you. You buy me diamond ring. I be with you long time". My doggy ears flopped down and I promised I would buy the ring when I get my next months doggy allowance.

When we got back home later that day, Brown Bear's phone rang and after much chatter, giggling and a rather sultry phone conversation, I walked over, took the phone & politely said down the line "Who the f#ck is this?". A voice came back in a thick Swiss accent, "Why, I am Brown Bears owner". I dropped the phone & almost dropped my lunch. How could Brown bear have another owner? After all the time & money I spent on her. Little Brown bear just laughed at me, "ha, ha, ha.. you fool, I have many owners even more stupid than you. They give me lots of money".
Well, that didn't go down too well and little brown bear laughed no more.

So boys & girls, do you know what the moral of the story is?

When buying a Little brown bear make sure it is double stitched and filled with good stuffing.





Big face licks and lots of Love
Jessica